Fakes, Frauds and Other Malarkey:
Fakes, Frauds, and Other Malarkey was the featured book
for the month of August, 2001, on Charles Colson's two websites,
Breakpoint and Wilberforce
Forum. Here is their review:
This amusing book contains hundreds of "rollicking real-life cases
of fakery" in the fields of art, literature, science, medicine,
exploration, finance, and religion -- ranging from imaginative
play to the cruelest scams. All of them are arranged in chapters
including "Doing Battle with Deception" and "Flummoxed by Flim-Flam
Artists." Discussions on paranoia, discernment, and truth plus
a full bibliography make this as helpful as it is interesting.
Martin Gardener quoted from Fakes,
Frauds, and Other Malarkey in his recent book Did
Adam and Eve have Navels? (Norton, 2000, 333 pp, pb) in the
section "Carlos Castenada and New Age Anthropology." Carlos Castenada
died in Westwood, California, in 1998. "His only real sorcery",
writes Kathryn Lindskoog in her entertaining book FAKES, FRAUDS,
AND OTHER MALARKEY (1993), "was turning the University of California
into an ass."
301 Amazing Stories and How Not To Be Fooled
Spoofs, bunkum, ballyhoo, and criminal poppycock
I grew up enjoying April Fool's Day. When I was seventeen I discovered that
my first college roommate was an extremely clever pathological liar whose
cascade of tall tales convinced everyone but me. (She even forged letters
from an alleged sweetheart.)
When I was twenty-one I proved that the testimonial letters to an inpiring
Orange County speaker had all been forged on the same typewriter --
although they were on different kinds of paper and were postmarked from
various states. (She had allegedly been cured of leukemia by a radical new
treatment at a Long Beach hospital. But I sent envelopes to the names and
addresses on her letters and they all came back marked no such address.
There was also no such treatment, but that was all right in her case
because she never had leukemia.) From then on, if I came across anything
about forgery, I read it.
When I was thirty-nine, I discovered to my dismay that all the dramatic
claims of the delightful priest who took over the C. S. Lewis literary
estate after his death were a mammoth hoax. The longer I investigated, the
more chicanery I uncovered in his accounts.
When I was fifty-one, I discovered to my horror that some of the writing
published under C. S. Lewis's name after his death was forged. After two
years of investigation and writing, I published The C.S. Lewis Hoax and
started rounding up hundreds of other rollicking real-life cases of fakery
in the fields of art, literature, science, medicine, exploration, finance,
and religion -- ranging from imaginative play to the cruelest scams. Then I
packed them into the following eight chapters.
CHILDHOOD'S SURPRISE DELIGHTS
"Illusion is the first of all pleasures." --Voltaire
Childhood is a time of delicious delusion, when the boundaries between
appearance, reality, and make-believe aren't always clear. Memory takes a
quick romp through the world of peekaboo and pretend, tooth fairies and
tall tales. All our roots are there. The fruits that come later, of
course, may be either good or evil.
SPUNKY SPOOFS AND PRECOCIOUS PRANKSTERS
"Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what
they are not."--E. R. Beadle
Playful deception spans childhood and the adult world as practical jokes,
magic tricks, and other harmless spoofery. Vast quantities of human energy
are invested in this happy flumadiddle. But sometimes the play turns
painful.
ACCEPTABLE RATES OF INFLATION
"A pinch of probably is worth a pound of perhaps." -- James Thurber
Many hoaxes are designed to deflate pomposity, to expose gullibility, and
to prove the carelessness of experts. In contrast, journalists have often
indulged in buncum and ballyhoo for the sheer fun of it. For these and
several other reasons, including pride, hoaxes have become part of our
official history.
WOWING AN AUDIENCE
("Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and
therefore are most economical in its use." -- Mark Twain
Truth is stranger than fiction in the world's chronicle of canny
confabulators, imposing imposters and famous forgers. Intrepid inventors and
beguiling borrowers never let truth get in the way of a good story.
FLUMMOXED BY FLIM-FLAM ARTISTS
"There's one way to find out if a man is honest -- ask him. If he says yes,
he's a crook." -- Groucho Marx
There are fortunes to be made in art fakes, and profit in scientific
poppycock. When the corridors of culture contain more spuriosity than
curiosity, someone has to pay for the drives, dreams, and delusions of
scholarship's artful deceivers.
SWINDLERS, HOAXERS, SHAMS AND SCAMS
"Those who know Louisiana towns say it's just a short drive between Plain
Dealing and Swindleville." --L.M. Boyd
The kingdom of criminal deception includes realms of roguery that look like
panoramas of paradise. Its lords and ladies rule by betrayal, although
they sometimes wear the faces of angels. In this moral no-man's-land,
religion is just another lie.
DOING BATTLE WITH DECEPTION
"For a lie always harms another; if not some other particular man, still it
harms mankind generally." --Immanuel Kant
Look out, hoaxers; here come the consumer advocates and general
fake-finders. Look out, innocent bystanders; some vigilantes for virtue are
peddling paranoia. Meanwhile, most brave whistle-blowers don't get medals;
they get dishonorable discharges instead.
DAMNED, DUPED, OR DELIVERED?
"God regards pure hands, not full." -- Latin Proverb
Are we willing to sell our souls for the pleasure and power that lies can
bring? Have we become unwitting pawns and puppets of deceivers? How to be
wise as serpents and harmless as doves, and how to end the ultimate
deception.
These eight chapters are followed by a humorous "Hoaxer's Epilogue," over
200 Bible passages about deception (from Genesis to Revelation), and an
annotated list of 64 books for further reading.
REVIEW
"On reading through this litany of lying, it is hard to know whether to
laugh or cry. Perhaps we should laugh first. The stories that Lindskoog
collects and organizes are often great fun -- since we are not direct
victims -- and, after family reading, the book can be profitably left on
the bedside table of the guest room, with sure knowledge that it can be
dipped into and enjoyed.... The immediate apparent merit of this book is
the great collection of examples, but Lindskoog does much more by drawing
to our attention, at a time when rhetoric is seemingly the highest art, the
danger and decadence of so much malarkey."
--John Bremer, in THE WORLD & I